"COVID 19 live sample" prank package

Please dont send this to anybody likely to suffer from a shock related heart issue.
 
Directors note: We do a special offer on this one called "Oh shit i'm gonna restart the pandemic" special where you can buy now and schedule it to be delivered in 2 years.
 
Includes;
- COVID19 live sample packaging addressed to your recipient
- Personalised message from you
- Horrible company calling card
 
Optional:
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